No matter how far your friends are , please , remember that friendship lasts forever
where i work we rent out a variety of buildings and to make a long story short i’m going to hell
*brings a girl home n then starts flickin my bedroom lights on n off* “welcome to hell! Welcome to hell!”
id hit up barnes and noble during the purge
signs you’re a book addict #1: when you’re willing to risk being brutally murdered for free books
appropriate white culture. dance offbeat at the club. scream at your barista when she doesn’t put enough splenda in your latte. clap at the movie theater when the credits roll. put your child on a leash.prefer to be called caucasian even if you’re not from the caucus region. only empathize with animals and yourself. write prolific dissertations on hunger games characters being oppressed then ignore oppression in real life.
who knew a card in cards against humanity could remind me of high school