cats are so precious i love cats

religiousmom:

end each sentence with “trololol” to make maximum friends

What You Crave vs What You Need
Chocolate: Raw nuts/seeds.
Oily/Fatty Snacks: Kale, leafy greens.
Soda/Carbonated Drinks: Actual, literal bubbles.
Chips/Salty Food: Topsoil.
Cookies: Freudian psychology.
Sweet Tea: A strong Southern gentleman to take care of you.
Pasta/Carbs: Pasta/Carbs.
Ice: The sweet release of death.

secretlymartinfreeman:

the most unrealistic thing about high school musical is that they let ryan wear hats in class

foxnewsofficial:

stop global warming i don’t look good in shorts

tierracita:

Can everyone please start proactively telling their white girl friends not to do dia de los muertos facepaint for halloween, especially white folks telling other white folks. I know it’s early september but you can never start to early on curtailing this bullshit. 

nevver:

Hard to understand.
Sept. 12 5:40 pm